SunKeeper (AOL)

Federation Pin-up Calendar
January 1996's Fed Calendar features the legendary Fed Host SunKeeper, wearing a silly grin. (No, that's not ALL he's wearing!) The Holo shows him posing in the foreground in a very short pair of shorts and a tank top. He is holding a dictionary in his hand, although it appears to be not an English dictionary, but Occyese.

SunKeeper's muscles bulge in the most unusual places and are almost sufficient to distract the eye from the food stains on his shirt. Although he seems to have recently washed, you wonder whether it's really very hygienic for SunKeeper to have bare feet in the kitchen, which is where he is.

In the background are all the appropriate kitchen utensils - a spatula, rusty egg beaters, spoons, knives, etc. Several beautiful nymphs are in the process of preparing breakfast for SunKeeper - after all, it is his favorite meal.

And that, is the month of January in the 1996 Federation Pin-up Calendar.